/me has been eversobusy helping da muppster and bfo fixerating the campsite at Cudham lately. We spended all of da muppster's shiny Jack Petchey money on da roofs and doors and windows and fings what sed as how they needed some love and attentions. We doneded it in two campering trips and snooooowed but we keeped hammerhammerhammer sawsaw fixfixfix hammerhammer fixfixfix all da sames, so there!

( what I did on my holidays by Grilla )

I has been da busy reading books and fings for da Book Lover badge. And yesterdays I wents to da Library! It was all of da exciting!

First I reads a book about da cute ickle puppies. Aww!


Then I chosed a book about knots, cos dem is da useful to lil Brownies.


Then I said hello to da nice Library lady and she let me stamp out some books! Oh it was da funs! I got to make da barcode scanner go BEEEEP! and stampy stampy da books with when they gots to be brought back.


When I gots home I made a poster all about da library, so that is me done clause 6 of da badge! Yay.

muppster took me along to her new unit (she normally does Guides, see) last night, so I gots to go to Brownies for reeeeeal! And it was so much fun!

I was worried they might have da woodland animal Sixes, see, or da proper kind of Sixes (lil peeps) but not have da Elves, but phew! It was da okie, they had an Elf Six (and Gnomes and Imps and Kelpies) and da Sixer looked after me and showed me were to stand in da circle and we sang da Brownie Song and skipped through da arch and round da toadstool. All da Brownie traditions! :D

And we played lossofgames! We played:

( Port and Starboard )
( Dogs and Kennels )
( Wee Willie Winkie )
And also played some games about da sences, see. It was for da Right Now badge Right to be Heard, and we did stuffs all about communicating. We played Chinese Whispers but with charades, so we sat in a line astern, and da person at da backist got mimed something what they had to mime to the next person forward, and the person at da front had to guess what it was meant to be. Da other Brownies were dead good at it :D And we played a game where we sat back to back with a partner and you had to draw the picture she was describing to you, and it was da hard! And da ver ver funny comparing the two when you was finished.

And we sang da Brownie Bells at da end, and I'm soooooooooo excited about next week! I can'ts wait to go back :D

For da Cooks Badge I has done this: ( lossofpicatures )
Can I has my Cooks badge? Puhleeese?

For da clause one of da book lover badge theses is four books what I has enjoyed reading:

( Spook’s Secret )

( Proven Guilty )

( The Raging Quiet )

( The Black Book of Secrets )

For clause two I gots to pick two more books by different authors, so whiles da muppster slurps lemsip and sneezles, I goings to read some not wizzardy books for a change. I has pickeded The Amazing Adventures of Charlie Small in Gorilla City by Nick Ward, and The Illustrated Mum by Jacqueline Wilson. I tells you what thems about when I has readed them.

I has been a bit busy today! For da Writer Badge

( I has wroteded this poem )

( I has wroted this glossary of Brownie words )

( And I has wroted this about my favourite person )

Can I has my badge, please?

Can I has my puter badge, puhleese?

( I cans do )

So does I gets my puter badge, puhleeeeese? If you says yes da Mupp goings to give its to me to sew onto my hoodie.

I has da peromise badge:

and da Elf Six badge:

and da besterist Brownie Pack nametape in da world:

and Naner County badge too:

I gots enroled!

It was da bestest! I hads to ook all the ways round the outside of the Brownie circle with my Sixer and in to da middle cos we was on a hunt for da Wise Old Owl, what we found sat on a Toadstool in front of Brown Owl. And she said how I hads to go over to the pond (what was a mirror, but shhhh! don't tells nobody) and get turned round three times by my Sixer (eeeeks, I gots dizzy) and say "Twist me and turn me and show me da elf, I looks in da water and there saws..." and gosh! I sawded myself! Da me is a Brownie, it's teroo! So I gots to say my promise and I said:

I promise to ook my best
To love naners
To serve my Queen and country
To help other people
And to keep da Brownie Guide law.

And now I gots fab badges to sew on my uniform! I is in da Elf Six, so I has a cutes lil Elf badge, and I is in da 1st Greencroft (Mupp's Own) Brownie Pack, which is in Bananer County (is like Orange County, only betterer) so I gots them badges too, and I gots a Brownie Promise badge, all for da meee! I post da picature when I has them sewded on my hoody.

When I has got enroleded (next weekend, yay! I is all of da excited) I wants to do my Booklover badge and Artist badge. But you gots to help, cos I has to agree two books to read with da tester (what is you!), and a picature to paint at da test. So you gots to comment with what you thinks I should read and paint.

I is da ver excited. muppster is going to da Guides HQ shop tomorrows to get me a badge sash and badges so that what I can be enroled as a real proper Brownie!

I will shows you pictures of my enrolement and peritty badges and everfink soon! Yay! Then I gets to start doing badges :D

This is da picture of me trying on my uniform with Tigger what is a Rainbow (dem is da ickler than Brownies and ver cutes!)

I is going to get a bajillion badges and go on Brownie sleepovers and camp and eeeeeverfink, I is too. You'll see.

I also spent the evening with a face full of haggis's chest, heehee (PS I was good and didn't do nuffink)